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derka derka
Age 42 From Wichita, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As  
Im a ninja born in the year 1500 A.D of the Yaguya clan. when i was twelve i was bannished for breaking one of the ten laws of the shinobi. i worked for lord Goda for many years until i met a man named Nobunaga Oda who gave me imortality so i could hunt vampires for the rest of eternity. Ive had to change my name many times and about ten years ago i got the michael jackson skin bleaching so i could be white. in my 506 years of existance i have seen everything from aliens, lycanthropes(werewovles)to far scarier things like barbra striesand, and the show full house. when im not out killing vampires i enjoy long walks in the park, buying things from walmart that i dont really need, and trying to break dance but looking like a dumbass in the process.As far as dating goes i need a woman who is as weird as i am.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
ninja
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Music, Movies, Games, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
surfing in some place besides this shit hole.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
swimming with sharks
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
be a martial arts instructor
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
going to a concert, going to the movies, bowling, being a ninja.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
open mindedness, good musical taste, someone who is not a stuck up bitch.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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